Mom Superpowers

Have you ever noticed the little things that appeared when you became a mom?  No, not the stretch marks or extra few pounds, but the awesome mom superpowers that are magically bestowed upon us when we conceive (or adopt, IVF, however you became a mom).  Moms are really amazing, and here are twenty one examples of just how great we are!

1.  Bullshit Detector

 

2.  Eyes All Around Our Heads (not just the back)

 

3.  Our Purses are Like Clown Cars

 

4.  Dog-Like Hearing

 

5.  Saliva is Like Lysol

 

6.  The “Look”

 

7.  Kisses Have Healing Powers

 

8.  Homework Helpers

 

9.  Multi-tasker Extraordinaire

 

10.  Nurse

 

11.  Empty Threat-er

 

12.  Sherlock Holmes – nothing goes missing when mom’s around

 

13.  Award Winning Cuddler

 

14.  Master of Laundry Procrastinating

 

15.  Um….BABY MAKER

 

16.  Milk Making, if you so choose

 

17.  Dog Like Sense of Smell — poop in the other room!

 

18.  Speak Toddler-ese (and thanks to google), Text-ese (for teens)

 

19.  Pinterest Worthy (or not) Craft Maker

 

20.  Leftover-Disguiser That Would Make Martha Stewart and Julia Childs Jealous

 

21.  “Swing Actor” —   Moms are the chauffeur, event planner/organizer, hair stylist, wardrobe, personal assistant..constantly changing roles, without even batting an eyelash!

 

What superpower do you have, that I forgot to list??  Tell me in the comments!

 

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