Mom Superpowers
Have you ever noticed the little things that appeared when you became a mom? No, not the stretch marks or extra few pounds, but the awesome mom superpowers that are magically bestowed upon us when we conceive (or adopt, IVF, however you became a mom). Moms are really amazing, and here are twenty one examples of just how great we are!
1. Bullshit Detector
2. Eyes All Around Our Heads (not just the back)
3. Our Purses are Like Clown Cars
4. Dog-Like Hearing
5. Saliva is Like Lysol
6. The “Look”
7. Kisses Have Healing Powers
8. Homework Helpers
9. Multi-tasker Extraordinaire
10. Nurse
11. Empty Threat-er
12. Sherlock Holmes – nothing goes missing when mom’s around
13. Award Winning Cuddler
14. Master of Laundry Procrastinating
15. Um….BABY MAKER
16. Milk Making, if you so choose
17. Dog Like Sense of Smell — poop in the other room!
18. Speak Toddler-ese (and thanks to google), Text-ese (for teens)
19. Pinterest Worthy (or not) Craft Maker
20. Leftover-Disguiser That Would Make Martha Stewart and Julia Childs Jealous
21. “Swing Actor” — Moms are the chauffeur, event planner/organizer, hair stylist, wardrobe, personal assistant..constantly changing roles, without even batting an eyelash!
What superpower do you have, that I forgot to list?? Tell me in the comments!
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This cracks me up! Especially the bullshit detector. I look forward to having that power once I have kids. My 4 little nephews take advantage of me that way, mainly because I live a 10+ hour flight away from them, and I can’t help but spoil them when I’m home — and they know it. And OMG HOWWW do Mom’s have eyes in the back of their head?! Seriously. My Mom still has it. Even if I roll my eyes at her when she’s turned around, she KNOWS lol. Oh Oh! Another thing. The Look. I can’t wait for that one too – doesn’t work on my husband though 🙁
What a hilarious blog post that made me laugh today! Especially the one where the mum points out why this is bullshit! lol I think we all can relate to mum’s rolling eyes at one point in our lives, but now it is funny!
OMG. Hilarious! Thanks for for making me giggle, lol. We moms are superwomen, indeed. I think we need to add another super power: the power of seeing all the mess in the house. Seriously, our sink is full with dirty dishes and our floor is covered with toys, and I am the only one who can see all this mess??? Why am I the only one who gets annoyed by this? Oh I know the answer: because it’s MOM who cleans all this mess. And I am the mom. Go figure.
Thanks again for making me laugh 🙂
These are so funny. I can not believe that you found all of these great photos. You are right! Moms do have superpowers.
Lol. I love this post and I so agree on all these, especially the dog like hearing. I think you forgot to mention that moms are not just leftover disguisers. Sometimes, we eat our kids’ leftovers, too, because we don’t want to waste them.
What a great post !!! It is so true. We do become a super power once we have children. Everything changes. You really made me laugh and think ! So funny love it ….
This is hilarious! I am also a ninja.. meaning I can sneak out of my daughters room without making a SOUND
OMG, this is hilarious! We moms are multi taskers, for sure! LOL. I love all the Gifs you paired with these. This post really made my day! Go Go Gadget Mom!
So funny! I definitely have the multitasking one down and my purse is like Mary Poppins’ carpet bag.
Shaking my head along with all of these! And laughing at the gifs–SOOO true! 😀
LOL! I loved the dog, how cute is he?!
Very cute and a good Monday chuckle for me! I love the bullshit detector!
I literally LOL’d throughout this whole post! Moms are incredible! It’s like all these superpowers dwell inside them and they never know it until it’s time to use it. I think my favorites are the side eyes. My mom has perfected that look and it should go down in the record books!
I have a few of these superpowers! Also the magical ability to carry three laundry bags, each the size of a small horse, down to the laundry room. Super strength, baby! Great post 🙂
Haha I think you pretty much nailed it! I love “The Look”, that’s me 100%! 🙂
Hilarious! I’m totally the empty threat-er, lol!
LOL this post is spot on. Its amazing how we change when we have children. The things we wondered growing up like how mom knew everything. Its nice to see now that we have internet that we can share things like this to see how much we are all connected. Love all the funny gifs
I Love this post! This is so true I think of all moms, what they do everyday is amazing. I know my mom was able to pull off doing all this and remain sane at the same time! A miracle in my opinion!