So, you thought 50 Shades was steamy? Wait until you read this: 50 Shades of Mom. Things get really hot in here. Cause we’re in the kitchen. Cooking. Again. Fifty Shades of Mom — A Parody I scowl with frustration at…
Being a mother is the hardest job in the world. How many times have you heard that one? Yes, it is hard, but do you know what’s harder? Being a wife. Being a wife is the hardest job in….
by Ashford Evans Any mom with young kids knows one thing: sometimes your activities outside the bedroom are so overwhelming and exhausting that your activities inside the bedroom can wane. And that’s ok. These are the seasons of our life. However,…
Did you notice it creeping up on the calendar? It’s not just single people who dread Valentine’s Day, y’now. Being married and having to force yourself to do something “romantic” is a lot of pressure. Personally, I don’t need a new…
20 Ways You Know You’re a Mom (as if you needed ’em!) You know you are a mom if: 1. You’ve used spit to clean something. Most often it’s a kid’s cheek. 2. You’ve gone longer than two days without…
Disney Frozen Sing Along Last week, MrMuffinTop and I took the kids to Disneyland, since we didn’t have plans that day and we have season passes. We hadn’t seen the new Frozen section, so as soon as we entered the…
A previous post earned me a lot of really great support from other wives, but it also made me realize that I wasn’t being fair to MrMuffinTop. Even though I know it’s healthy to vent, it’s also not fair for me to…
9 REASONS I’M TEMPTED TO PUNCH MY HUSBAND IN THE BALLS REASONS WHY I HATE MY HUSBAND I have a wedding anniversary coming up, the one where people say couples begin to “itch.” I haven’t had that feeling, but if…
by Ashford Evans The Apologies of Motherhood: I’m sorry I can’t find anyone to watch the kids. I’m sorry my husband works on Saturdays. I’m sorry I am traveling for work that week and will already have missed 4 nights…
After twenty years of marriage and nearly the same amount of time working as a relationship counselor, I’ve come to a conclusion: too many of us are playing singles tennis when we really should be brushing up on our couples’…
If you didn’t see yesterday’s post, click here to read it first. Dads, don’t think you got off easy. Just as I paid attention to all the moms, I was watching you guys, too. That’s how the half group, the…
As I walk into the school to drop off my kids, the baby on my chest in his carrier, I look around. Some moms are dressed to the nines, in full make up and hair done so perfectly that it looks…